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Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 12 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 545 Points

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/6/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 7/6/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/27/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Indie Jones

Hidden Treasure Hunter Unlocked 8/25/10
5 Points
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Ball Breaker 5 Points Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
69er 10 Points Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Tank Award 10 Points Collect 10 tanks in one game
The Century Mark 10 Points Collect 100 gems in one game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect 200 gems in one game
Dumbass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Philanthropist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Voyeur Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Pacifist Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 9/25/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 10/15/11
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 10/15/11
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Madness Regent

A Winner is You Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Defeat the boss and win the game!

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Madness Retaliation

Progression Unlocked 2/9/12
5 Points
Unlock your first door or elevator
Redemption 5 Points Slay the Savior
Renovation 5 Points Turn a wall into a door
Consternation 10 Points Kill the Clown
Completion 25 Points Finish the game
Exploration 50 Points Finish the game with 100% map explored
Ammunition Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Information Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medication Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Collection Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/175 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 3/28/12
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] Unlocked 8/27/12
10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 3/28/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 3/28/12
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath Unlocked 6/18/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood Unlocked 6/18/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod Unlocked 3/28/12
25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible Unlocked 9/11/12
50 Points
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Can You Hear Me Now Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/16 (160/480 points)

Sonac the Hodgeman 2

Gotta Go Quickly Unlocked 4/2/14
5 Points
Go quickly
Like Really Bad Unlocked 4/2/14
5 Points
Get negative 20 rings
Seriously Dude Unlocked 4/2/14
5 Points
Get negative 50 rings
You're Bad at This Unlocked 4/2/14
5 Points
Get a negative number of rings
You're Moving Too Slow Unlocked 4/2/14
5 Points
Go the minimum speed
Double Kill Unlocked 4/2/14
10 Points
Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Just Quit Unlocked 4/2/14
10 Points
Get negative 100 rings or something like come on
Not the Bees Unlocked 4/2/14
10 Points
Kill 5 bees
Too Quickly Unlocked 4/2/14
10 Points
You went too quickly
Scrambled Eggs Unlocked 4/2/14
25 Points
Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle
Triple Kill Unlocked 4/2/14
50 Points
Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Ring Lover 5 Points Get 100 rings in a row without missing any

Medals Earned: 11/12 (140/145 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Buckshot Firestorm Unlocked 4/4/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Misanthropist Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill 10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)